And even if this Phoney Fakey Award were actually the real Emmy awards: WHY would Jesus Christ ever want to pay to compete in order to show off how good you are?
Didn't he teach us anything about humility n stuff?
Everything the RF do is because of Jehovah, but the bORg gladly pays to be able to tout their own horn...
I guess fallout from this one is easy to contain:
"Some brother in video dept got carried away and signed up for the award without asking. He thought it was only a library card. Oh wait...eh..."